Happy April, where is this year going?
What first of the month traditions do you have (if any)? At school we used to do the "pinch, punch, first of the month" with a symbolic pinch and punch as the words were spoken, followed by "No returns" and then you said "White Rabbits". I don't know why, I've always found rabbits a bit creepy, especially white ones.
I was going to make up some elaborate untruth, but all the ones I could think of were a bit serious.
Hope everyone enjoys the rest of the weekend, I'm off to Wales later, sun is out, life's pretty good.
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"What happened to you?" the barman asks, "You look terrible!"
"Oh it's been a horrible couple of days." The Rabbit moans. "I've been so unwell!"
"Oh no!" The barman says, concerned, "Have you seen a doctor?"
"Yes." The rabbit croaks feebly, "He says I've been mixing mi' toasties!"
Aha! Mixinmitoasties! Err, myxomatosis? Oh nevermind... *wanders off sullenly*
That was a complicated joke!
I don't always tell jokes, but when I do they are insanely long with stupid punchlines!
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I do love that song, though. I don't think Grace blinks at all.
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